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You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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tennants-hair:

dottewa:

neutralmilkhovel:

astroknight:

littleladyfabray:

"Robin Thicke- who is the musical personification of Tony Abbott" 

No Stars

"the artistic creativity of a singing rubber fish"

Best part? This article was written by another guy. This wasn’t a woman complaining about how demeaning it was, this was guy saying “Dude you’ve gone so far no-one wants to keep defending you.”

*slow clap for tyson wray*

tennants-hair:

dottewa:

neutralmilkhovel:

astroknight:

littleladyfabray:

"Robin Thicke- who is the musical personification of Tony Abbott" 

No Stars

"the artistic creativity of a singing rubber fish"

Best part? This article was written by another guy. This wasn’t a woman complaining about how demeaning it was, this was guy saying “Dude you’ve gone so far no-one wants to keep defending you.”

*slow clap for tyson wray*

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via nomoremissnicebi)

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rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

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regina-cordium:

carrie-onn:

venus-blue-my-mind:

A group of High School students decided to seize the day when speaking in front of their school board in order to get their advanced arts program funded. Whoa.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Our school should do this